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bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.
John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Rondroid

Rondroid (ron droid) NOUN. The seductively bland people who loiter in busy public places asking young people to take their “free personality test.”
My friend Jamie took their free personality test.

They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.

They're such lovely people.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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facthole

facthole (fakt hole) NOUN. A place where information goes, never to return.
I told you a dozen times before and you forgot like you always do, you senile facthole!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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spoogeneration

spoogeneration (spoo je ner aish un) VERB. To make spooge.
Her- Why didn't you come?
Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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infauxpinion

Ignorant opinion disguised as fact. From "info," combined with "faux" and "opinion."
Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
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fucknificent

fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).
Oh my Gawd... Vicki... that was the best orgasm of my entire life... You are fucknificent!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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homolester

homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.
Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?

Todd- Because I hate him.

Me- What did he ever do to you?

Todd- Nothing.

Me- So why bug him?

Todd- Because he's a queer.

Me- How do you even know?

Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.

Me- Quit being such a homolester.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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