maxhole's definitions

squorp

squorp (skworp) NOUN. The squishing, bubbling sound of a boot pulled from a mudhole.

"Every few seconds the sow would shudder and 'squorp,' out would pop another piglet like a melon seed.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.

John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

bimbonetics

bimbonetics (bim boh net iks) NOUN. The science or manufacture of artificially stupid women.

My God, are all the Ford girls that dumb? Their dad must be doctor of bimbonetics.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.

Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Christian Reich

Christian Reich (kris tian ryke) NOUN. The fanatics who claim that Jesus Christ is pro-death penalty, in favor of greed, torture and filling the Holy Land with corpses and radioactive waste. Christian ideology using Nazi tactics.

Another abortion clinic just got bombed by the Christian Reich.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009