max's definitions

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004

Christian Rock

1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies

I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.

by Max December 6, 2003

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

Straight

1. no thank you
2. heterosexual

1."Yo dawg, I'm straight
2. "Is he straight?"

by Max August 3, 2003

soulseek

A P2P file sharing program, less widespread than kazaa. You can find a lot of good shit on it.

If it's not on Kazaa, you can get it on soulseek.

by Max August 4, 2003

Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

by mAx May 3, 2004

bunt

a really meaty vagina that looks like an ass.a bum cunt

she looked fine all except for the bunt.

by Max April 10, 2003