max's definitions

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 3, 2004

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 19, 2004

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004

K

Stands for the number 1000. Most often used to refer to a monetary figure.

1K = $1,000
30K = $30,000

They're offering a 40K salary for the job.

by max March 10, 2004

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004

Xf7

1. A Website design firm operating out of Florida in the USA.

Origin: the acronym X F 7 comes from a combination of the term ff7 relating to a videogame called Final Fantasy 7 and the comic book heroes the X-Men

Xf7 Entertainment, Xf7 oN-LiNe

by Max September 18, 2004

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005