max's definitions

anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.

"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.

by max April 22, 2005

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

OOAK

One of a kind

She creates OOAK fantasy and sci-fi dolls.

by Max November 19, 2003

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004

columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

Rectum Raider

Someone who likes to have anal sex

Man you're so gay, you're such a rectum raider

by Max June 6, 2003

shmee shmee

I dont know what it means, but it sounds boss

Shmee shmee shmee shmee shmee

by max May 10, 2005