max's definitions

Xf7

1. A Website design firm operating out of Florida in the USA.

Origin: the acronym X F 7 comes from a combination of the term ff7 relating to a videogame called Final Fantasy 7 and the comic book heroes the X-Men

Xf7 Entertainment, Xf7 oN-LiNe

by Max September 18, 2004

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

The apacolypse

by Max November 10, 2003

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

kickin' it

hangin out, doing nothing, doing anything....

We were kickin' it.

by Max October 30, 2003

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005