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There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
by Max January 14, 2005
Get the Religionmug. 
song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.
also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt
also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt
"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."
"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"
"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"
by Max May 28, 2003
Get the stink fistmug. by Max July 7, 2004
Get the negroticmug. 
by Max September 25, 2006
Get the Justymug. by Max November 28, 2003
Get the stanimamug.