A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Slang term to describe a woman's innocence that is only skin deep. See naughty librarian. Naughty can be used to decribed a chick that is hot as fuck. Credit goes to C. Geer for this definition since he thinks I always steal his ideas.
Dayamn!! Did you see the tits & ass on that chick? NAUGHTY!!!! Julie looks like a naughty librarian when she wears her glasses; thus, she is fine as bizalls brizuther.
by Mattyboyee June 02, 2003
1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008
1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.
by Mattyboyee July 01, 2007
Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!
by mattyboyee March 29, 2009
A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.
All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.
by Mattyboyee January 08, 2008
See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003