matty's definitions

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005

powf

its more dramatic then shit, jesus, fuck, however...its so peaceful and lovely

Dooge: man Krissi's hotsss
Matt: man shutsss aop..poufff

by matty November 7, 2004

faux

false, or immitation...

to pretend.

faux fur...immitation animal fur clothing

faux-pas....a comment made in conversation that reveals to others that you are either stupid or have no idea what your talking about on a particular subject

by matty July 5, 2005

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 5, 2005

box

Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case

I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.

by matty February 4, 2005