matty's definitions

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003

Booty bubble

The appearance of the inner rectum after something huge has been stuck up someone's ass. It blows out like a red bubble, and then deflates back to its normal size.

'Her booty bubble blew out so big, the bitch almost took off'.

by Matty November 22, 2004

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005

mnaa

Word used where no words are really appropriate, needed, or if there is nothing else really to say. Word used to pass time in randomness.

"Do you want to go to the beach?"
"Mnaa"
"How are you feeling?"
"Mnaa"
"And did you enjoy your holidays?"
"Mnaa"

by matty July 30, 2004

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003