matty's definitions

box

Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case

I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.

by matty February 4, 2005

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005

LCD

Lowest Common Denominator, acronym; for the masses and lower working class

Jesus, they are all watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me out of Here. Tut tut, how LCD; Nice Burberry/tracksuit... snigger, LCD prick

by Matty November 28, 2004

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 5, 2005

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003