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the maid that has to clean up a couple's cum on the bed in a motel or hotel after they have just had sex.
woman: oh yeah baby
man: u like that baby?
woman: oh yeah
man: oh im about to cum im about to cum!
woman: that's a lot of cum!
man: sure feel sorry for the muckraker that has to clean that up tomorow
muckraker by sexybitch1992 November 9, 2012

muckraker(my cracker) 

Informal diction used for greeting other "whities"

Missouri Muckraker 

The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.
“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”

Mucktuker 

A homeless,Alaskan native,that Like's to drink hand sanitizer with a salsa chaser. Commonly found at any stoplight.
Roll up the windows and keep the door locked,I see a mucktuker.
Mucktuker by Mobythicc101 April 18, 2021

muskraker 

the smelly musk a muckraker leaves in his/her wake
Everyone can smell what that muskraker is stirring up around here.
muskraker by saskydoodle March 7, 2015
That muckmaker left more questions and controversy than facts or meaningful details in he story. This is criticless thinking!
Muckmaker by osantij welsyjit February 10, 2013
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