mattpacer's definitions

anal tremors

The involuntarily contractions of the anus while waiting for penetration.

Greg: I love watching your rim twitch like that, it's so hot
Steph: I can't help it babe, I've got anal tremors

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

mike wong

The stereotypical Chinese American.

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

geonoob

Someone who has no geographic knowledge whatsoever.

Chad: dude, where is Spain? Africa?
Brad: you fucking geonoob.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016