ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
mugGet the ass smudgemug.

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.
omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
mugGet the cock friedmug.

geonoob

Someone who has no geographic knowledge whatsoever.
Chad: dude, where is Spain? Africa?
Brad: you fucking geonoob.
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
mugGet the geonoobmug.

cunt sandwich

Middle lane cunt surrounded on either side by people who know how to drive
Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
mugGet the cunt sandwichmug.

poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.
Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
mugGet the poop troopmug.

backwards shit

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
mugGet the backwards shitmug.

mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.
Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
mugGet the mildly moistmug.