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poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.
Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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backwards shit

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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game shame

The regretful feeling of a life wasted after finishing a 12 hour plus gaming sesh. Immediately followed by the need to play more games.
Steve: man Simon sounded down last night.
Chris: he'll be okay tomorrow when he logs back in, it's the only cure for game shame.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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mike wong

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.
Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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straight outta gatorade

When a man cums in an embarrassingly short amount of time.
Fran: So, how was that guy you took home last night?
Gemma: Don't ask, 30 seconds in and he was straight outta gatorade.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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