Definitions by mattpacer

stoop waffle 

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

stoop waffle by mattpacer May 16, 2016

geonoob

Someone who has no geographic knowledge whatsoever.

Chad: dude, where is Spain? Africa?
Brad: you fucking geonoob.

geonoob by mattpacer May 16, 2016

poop troop 

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

poop troop by mattpacer May 16, 2016

mildly moist 

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

mildly moist by mattpacer May 16, 2016

chocolate mr whippy

A long stream of light airy shit

I couldn't stop, it was like chocolate mr whippy

chocolate mr whippy by mattpacer May 16, 2016

dick funk 

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

dick funk by mattpacer May 16, 2016

cock fried 

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

cock fried by mattpacer May 16, 2016