poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.

Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

car whore

Person, typically a man, who loves his car more than his girlfriend.

Becky: Who put your new car as your background?
Simon: I did of course.
Becky: What the fuck, what's wrong with the picture you had of us?
Simon: You know I love you too.
Becky: Your such a car whore.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016