roflmbao

rolling on floor laughing my big ass off
boy: bitch
girl: I may be the female but you da bitch
boy: roflmbao
by Matthew December 12, 2003
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Superbowl

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
by Matthew January 31, 2004
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Feinstein

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.
Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.
by Matthew January 08, 2004
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knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"
hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*
by Matthew July 27, 2003
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less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!
Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.
by Matthew November 17, 2003
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zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!
1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*
by Matthew February 16, 2004
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Birfs

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!
by Matthew February 24, 2004
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