shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

fag lips

1. lips which are used in a faggish fashion such as kissing an ass or asshole or if it's a guy's lips it would be used to suck a fat cock.

2. a name given as an insult to someone who is talking like a fag.

1. "that chick giving the rim job has sure got some serious fag lips"

2. "good one, fag lips!!!"

by Matt Huff September 08, 2009

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

veenis

similar to weenis but it's the skin where the arm bends at the elbow joint on the inside of the arm where it makes a V shape

the veenis is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury

by Matt Huff December 10, 2010

imaxipad

the offspring of a mac and ipad

i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.

by Matt Huff June 10, 2010

facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

by Matt Huff April 17, 2010

ostrogen

The Estrogen of an Ostrich.

Remember that fat girl with the long neck and the small head at high school who had extremely high ostrogen levels?

Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.

by Matt Huff January 04, 2011