matt's definitions

Guac

Used to describe a trick ass hoe.

your girlfriend, your mom, your grandma

by matt December 28, 2004

gew

Word used in place of saying "Jew" so that others around you dont know what your talking about.

"God your such of Gew. You wont give me any money"

by Matt April 5, 2004

chavisham

dwelling place for the scum of the earth

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"

by matt October 18, 2004

hagn

Have A Good Night.
Have a Great Night.

He told all his friends to hagn.

by matt August 29, 2005

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

vlo

Three letter abbreviation known to slackers for many reasons, few examples

1. Increase chance for a larger welfare check / more food stamps.

2. Give more time to bar rat.

3. Give more time to chuck haga

4. Give more time to shave 5 o'clock shadow so it is less visible tomorrow.

Please see bar rat and chuck haga @ urbandictionary.com

That bitch takes a VLO every day and still affords to bar rat! How is that possible??? Oh.. Welfare!

by Matt May 1, 2004

guns don't kill people, people kill people

A phrase Dimebag Darrel had always sided with. He believed that guns were no threat, only the people who use them incorrectly are....Ironically, Wednesday, December 8th 2004....Dimebag was shot to death during one of his concerts....

We will all miss you Dimebag. At least we got that motherfucker Nathan Gale who gunned you down and blew the fuck outta him.....Eye for an Eye.

by matt December 11, 2004