matt's definitions

elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

by Matt June 17, 2004

monk

A slang term used in Devon England for skunk

Hi mate is there any monk around at the moment?

by Matt October 20, 2004

sproge

past tense of sporge

When I climaxed I sproge all up inside my gf's pussy.

by Matt April 21, 2005

rabtackle

To Make some 1 look a fool with an outstanding piece of skill in football, rugby, basketball etc.

he totally rabtackled you
you know when youve been rabtackled.

by matt September 15, 2004

Purdie

a gorgeous boy, born in 16/08/89, and has lots of friends and is not hated by ne 1. he is NOT ginger n i have proof, hint me. he loves food but isnt fat.....yet.....

matt purdie

by matt December 2, 2003

rosane

a show that truely makes me feel like shit for being white

uh... thems r some crackers on rosane

by matt August 5, 2004

nubmuffin

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller

josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin

by Matt November 23, 2004