matt's definitions

fhyse

The word that Mark from Granda Hills Charter High School uses instead of "fuck" because he is too much of a pussy to cuss.

Shut the fhyse up!
I'm gonna come over there and fhyse you up!
What the fhyse?

by Matt April 14, 2004

Drunkversation

When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did

by Matt January 4, 2009

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

bumlove

A casual word that represents the act of anal penetration or similar activities involving homosexual love making. Usually it is not used as a serious insult, but rather for a joke. This word is occasionally used with a hint of sarcasm.

*Tez listening to his iPod*
Nick: "Hey, lemme listen to that a sec?"
Tez: "Only if you gimme some bumlove ;)"
Nick: "You bet."

by Matt April 21, 2005

drive by braille

to go over to someones home or hangout and feel their face like braille..in a sexy way

Oh dude..last night was awesome..some chick came by while i was outside and did a drive by brailling!

by Matt December 25, 2004

BW (Beyond White)

The guy who just don't know nothing 'bout anything urban.

23 year old white kid just outta college never left chappaqu, NY before.

by Matt October 26, 2004

fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves

adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"

by matt May 13, 2005