Definitions by matt

gaiye

Term used to describe someone as both homosexual and stupid (combinning gay and gaie)

Kevin, stop being so gaiye.

gaiye by Matt January 15, 2005

reverse shopvac 

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.

Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.

reverse shopvac by Matt January 15, 2005

chickflickalicious 

1. (A.) Said of a movie which is almost exclusively designed for females. See chick flick. Used in a negative connotation.

Man, my girlfriend conned me into seeing "Mona Lisa Smile"...it was totally chickflickalicious!

chickflickalicious by Matt January 15, 2005

retarded pox 

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

retarded pox by Matt January 15, 2005

Hesher 

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

Hesher by Matt January 14, 2005

skokie 

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL

Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.

skokie by Matt January 14, 2005

illinoising 

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

illinoising by Matt January 14, 2005