Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Creed

1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.

Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?

by Matt March 23, 2004

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

rennlist

1. A spirt of comradare in ownership of one of the finest marques of automobiles ever to be produced.
2. A website dedicated to enhancing the ownership of the Porsche automobile.

"My timing belt broke! I better check Rennlist on what to do next."

by Matt November 05, 2003

Overholser

Gauging your friend's level of acceptance with your potential participation in a homosexual act(s) or performance(s)

Chris "overholsed" his friends when he told them that the girl he was dating used to strap one on with her ex-boyfriend.

After the "overholsing" Brady was really conflicted on pursuing his late night rendevous with Josh at the lifeguard stand

by Matt January 13, 2004

Dubbi Neupon

One who is annoying and inefficient at tasks that they should not be doing in the first place;defective;unable to continue a joke without killing it

You killed it, Dubi Neupon.
or
You are so inefficient Dubi Neupon.

by Matt July 03, 2003

pey

reversal of the word yep, it means agreement, action, or anything else you want it to.

Don't make me pey you!
She is f*cking hot, i want to pey her.

by Matt May 14, 2003