chavabis

Horrible brown cannabis like substance that chavs like to smoke but prefer to sell (cos its cool to sell drugs). Scientifically proven to be the sweepings from the floor of a factory that produces proper resin.

Filthy cheap, filthy excuse for narcotics. We have all been there.....

by Matt January 24, 2005

HOORJ!

actually a strike through is required but it is an exclamation of happiness or goodness like "cool!" or "rad!" or "awesome" or "straight trippin". I believe it was invented by Pokey the Penguin

Me: There's a new pokey the penguin comic!
You: HOORJ!

by matt April 03, 2003

rem

Short for remedial also use remy

you are such a rem

by matt February 12, 2004

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 03, 2005

slushbox

Slang term for a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission.

Did you see that ricer Civic with the slushbox? He was letting off the gas every time it shifted to make it look like he was driving a stick.

by Matt January 18, 2004

Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 07, 2002

Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".

I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.

by matt June 29, 2004