Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt March 13, 2007

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 15, 2003

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

by Matt August 15, 2005

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt December 30, 2007

brat boy

a worthless piece of shit that uses the internet to talk shit

That brat boy sure talks alot of shit

by Matt December 28, 2003

Jean Chretien

1. One who attempts to "Prove the Proof" because a "Proof is a Proof" and when you have a "Good Proof", "It's Proven"

2. Is repeatedy the recipient of political satire from "The Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and CNN.

US: Gene Kreetin
Can: Jean Chretien (Achoo!, God Bless You)

by Matt December 05, 2003