matt's definitions

FC

A derogatory abbreviation meaning Fat Cunt. This is typically used among guys when talking about their overweight girlfriends without alarming them by calling them extremely foul terms. (see also bag.)

"The FC is here, so you can't come over and sniff drugs"

by Matt December 5, 2003

sloven

The Male equivilant to the female slut

James is a sloven

by Matt March 27, 2003

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

l;akj

the common mess-up of a retarded typer

by matt July 23, 2003

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

fling

A crush or romanc between two young people

Their fling may turn out to be more

by Matt May 2, 2003

gfcbhead

to call someone a bfgchead without them knowing. originates from a spanish test answers

your a trobless gfcbhead arent you

by matt July 2, 2003