Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.
by Matt May 28, 2004
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bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)
he likes men. he's bonquesha
by Matt February 16, 2003
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Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.
Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.
by Matt August 03, 2005
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ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003
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Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.
I gave the girl last night a carwash.
by Matt September 20, 2005
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bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket
Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
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the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
by Matt January 05, 2004
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