matt's definitions

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

Extempreate

To fuck all one's present company in the face.

"Man.. Extempreate!"

by Matt March 1, 2004

geesh

umm.... This is the nickname of the person I care for the most in the entire world........Yay!

...My girlfriends nickname is gEEsh!

by Matt February 12, 2004

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

Gh3y pr0n

adj,

not cool, in fact not cool at all

Dude that is so gh3y pr0n, dont even do that anymore.

by Matt November 16, 2004

Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.

I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.

by Matt April 25, 2005

wangsta

50 Cent -

"Ja Rule, that is all I have to say."

Ja Rule

by matt February 13, 2003