matt's definitions

sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

by Matt March 4, 2005

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

gotj

stands for godofthejungle

gotj is a very smart person

by MATT August 25, 2004

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

GMS

Known as Griffen Matt Syndrome, this is were you repeat somthing that has just been said without knowing/realizing it had/has been said.

Wow, GMS, i cant believe i just said that right after you.

by Matt March 1, 2005