few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz June 29, 2005

tucker

Australian slang for food.

That was some good tucker mate!

by markuz July 28, 2005

champed

To be called a champ in a mocking or condescending way.

A) (trips over own feet)
B) Ya rite champ? Havin a win r ya?
A) (gets up after tripping over) Damn - that dude just champed me! Asshole!

by markuz June 27, 2005

Buckley's chance

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 05, 2006

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 07, 2006

yeahnaah

Initial agreement with a statement, quickly followed by the correct answer in the negative.

Mark: So - did u pick up on the weekend?

Ben: Yeahnaah...

by markuz June 19, 2004

5ft Fuckall

Someone very short in stature.

He's 5ft fuckall that dude!

by markuz January 04, 2006