markuz's definitions

Buckley's chance

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 5, 2006

yeahnaah

Initial agreement with a statement, quickly followed by the correct answer in the negative.

Mark: So - did u pick up on the weekend?

Ben: Yeahnaah...

by markuz June 18, 2004

aussie

An Australian. One that lives in Australia.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!
OI OI OI!

by markuz August 24, 2005

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

get fucked

1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.

1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!

by markuz July 10, 2005

smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

by markuz August 24, 2005

cunt act

A despicable or extremely untrustworthy deed.

He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - what a cunt act!

by markuz July 10, 2005