Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
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*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 29, 2005
Get the Cape Cod League mug.To engage in the sex act of double penetration(or DP for short), which is when two men simultaneously insert their penises into the woman's vagina and anus. This term can also refer to when three men bang the chick the same way, with the third man inserting his penis into her mouth(getting her to be airtight).
And for your information, there actually exists a porn movie that was named "Plug Her Up" and that movie is all about double penetration as well.
And for your information, there actually exists a porn movie that was named "Plug Her Up" and that movie is all about double penetration as well.
When Nick D and Simon scored two fit birds by pulling the beirut trick, they were both dissapointed when one of the girls had left because she was simply not in a very good mood, so they had no choice but to share the remaining one girl, take her upstairs, and plug her up real nice and good.
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by Mark H November 01, 2004
Get the plug her up mug.A search for anything that is sex-related, such as the following things:
1. Porn
2. Pussy (a vagina is often referred to as the pink)
3. Prostitutes
4. Gay or Lesbian lovers (the color pink is often associated with homosexuality)
Has absolutely nothing to do with some 1990 war movie starring Sean Connery that has a similar name(The Hunt for Red October).
1. Porn
2. Pussy (a vagina is often referred to as the pink)
3. Prostitutes
4. Gay or Lesbian lovers (the color pink is often associated with homosexuality)
Has absolutely nothing to do with some 1990 war movie starring Sean Connery that has a similar name(The Hunt for Red October).
1. I am so fucking horny, I am gonna get online on a hunt for pink October.
2. Or better yet, I should go to the local whorehouses and strip joints and get on a REAL hunt for pink October.
3.Jimmy: Owww man! It itches.
Robert: Now you see. How many times did I tell you to keep your guard up whenever you're on the hunt for pink October in the Red Light District?
4. Ever since Carl came out of the closet about a year ago, he's been on a constant hunt for pink October! How many assmates has he now had? 50?
2. Or better yet, I should go to the local whorehouses and strip joints and get on a REAL hunt for pink October.
3.Jimmy: Owww man! It itches.
Robert: Now you see. How many times did I tell you to keep your guard up whenever you're on the hunt for pink October in the Red Light District?
4. Ever since Carl came out of the closet about a year ago, he's been on a constant hunt for pink October! How many assmates has he now had? 50?
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Get the hunt for pink october mug.1. A famous German zeppelin which crashed in New Jersey back in 1937.
2. An extremely obese German person.
2. An extremely obese German person.
*Nick D and his homeboys are out vacationing in Munich, Germany during the Oktoberfest festival while they drink all the beer they want*
Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!
*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*
Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.
Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!
*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*
Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.
by Mark H September 22, 2004
Get the Hindenburg mug.A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).
(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)
Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*
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Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*
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by Mark H September 30, 2004
Get the holy muscle of love mug.by Mark H March 15, 2004
Get the DOOA mug.(At the annual town chili festival)
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
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Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 07, 2005
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