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Zyklon

The stuff that the Nazis used in their concentration camps to gas people to death.

Also known as hydrogen cyanide.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005

rim job

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.

Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 1, 2005

tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.

Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

Queen Kong

A technical slang term for a fat woman.

(entering Fernando's room)

Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)





Mark H. Gracing UrbanDictionary with my vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H December 20, 2004

veegee

A vegetarian; someone who does not eat meat.

1. I used to have a girlfriend who was an utter and complete veegee.

2. Hey check out all those idiot veegees from PETA marching down thinking any smart person in the world will convert to their cultist mentality.

by Mark H July 17, 2004

slut hoops

1. Women's basketball.
2. The mouth, vagina, and anus of a slut.

1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.

2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?

They are both really good at slut hoops.





Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004