mark h's definitions

Zyklon

The stuff that the Nazis used in their concentration camps to gas people to death.

Also known as hydrogen cyanide.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005

weapon of gas destruction

A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.

Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.

I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!

by Mark H July 2, 2004

rim job

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.

Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 1, 2005

Sodom

A very good black/thrash metal band from Germany. Characterized especially by the wicked, raspy, German-accented vocals of their singer, Tom Angelripper.

Agent Orange is my favorite Sodom album! \m/

by Mark H July 16, 2004

tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.

Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

casanova.

(note that the word has a period because for some reason, my previous attempt at submitting this definition did not make it to the UD database)

1.A man who gets along well(romantically and/or sexually) and is pretty smooth and gallant with the ladies.
2.A pimp.
3.A Don Juan. A man who is indiscriminately promiscuous and likes to sleep with and have sex with whoever bitch strikes his fancy.

Synonyms: pimp, playa, Don Juan

1. Austin Powers(the main character by actor Mike Myers).
2. Yesterday, I busted my gat in that casanova's ass for trying to sell my woman!
3. I am a casanova and I can fuck any hot bitch so long as she don't have VDs or ain't monogamous! I see nothing wrong wit dat. *gets struck by lightning*

by Mark H September 10, 2004