1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
by Mark H September 16, 2004
Get the astrosexualmug. A man who has had sex with so many women during his lifetime and/or has become a very well-reknowned male pornstar, that many people who know him consider a legend.
And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.
And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.
Ron Jeremy is an excellent example of someone whom you'd like to call "the man with the golden gun."
by Mark H July 17, 2004
Get the the man with the golden gunmug. Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H October 17, 2004
Get the piss up a stormmug. by Mark H August 20, 2004
Get the lolosmug. Ghetto ebonics slang for Jar Jar Binks, the most virulently annoying and moronic sci-fi character to ever grace the big screen. Of course there are some people who think he was fucking hillarious though.
George Lucas is suddenly awakened and terrified when a large strong frightening-looking black man storms into his bedroom breaking his door down.
Large scary looking black man: Ayyo Gizzorge, ya bettah brizzing J to da Bizzinks back in Ep'sode 3 o' else I'm gonna slide up again on ya wit mah homeboys and rape yo wife and kizzids, jack yo money frum ya, bizzurn down Skywalker Ranch, and make you da loveslave of sum cheese hog granny fo the rest of yo life, BITCH!
George Lucas:(shivering in his pajamas) Ummm, ohhh kay, I-I'll bring him back.
Large scary looking black man: Ayyo Gizzorge, ya bettah brizzing J to da Bizzinks back in Ep'sode 3 o' else I'm gonna slide up again on ya wit mah homeboys and rape yo wife and kizzids, jack yo money frum ya, bizzurn down Skywalker Ranch, and make you da loveslave of sum cheese hog granny fo the rest of yo life, BITCH!
George Lucas:(shivering in his pajamas) Ummm, ohhh kay, I-I'll bring him back.
by Mark H September 05, 2004
Get the J to da Bizzinksmug. Two zeroes that represent a pair of tits or an ass, both which are the most prominent features that men of taste see in fit and attractive women.
"Hey did you get this month's new issue of Playboy magazine? The new candidates for this year's Playmate of the Year are pretty damn smokin.'"
"Hell yeah man! Those ladies do really put the 00's in 2005!"
"Word on the street."
Mark H. Since February 2004.
"Hell yeah man! Those ladies do really put the 00's in 2005!"
"Word on the street."
Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 05, 2005
Get the 00'smug. An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
Get the great horny toadsmug.