mark h's definitions

molly

A Molotov cocktail.

Hey man, can you pass me the mollies? I feel like torching that rich fucker's house.

by Mark H February 14, 2006

heaved hoe

A hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from fucking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.

The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.

Daaaayum, won't dat bitch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin' productive? Fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!

by Mark H August 31, 2004

h to the izzo

Ebonics slang for H2O(water).

Yo I'm thirsty. Got any H to the izzO?

by Mark H January 5, 2007

horizontal exclamation mark

Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).

Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!





Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 9, 2005

fly

The Mexican national bird.

Awww shit, a fly just landed in my pizza!

by Mark H October 10, 2004

weegee board

An ouija board. The game played on it is a fortune-telling game that is thought to bring demonic possesion down on certain people who play it.

Ouija player 1: Aww shit, dis weegee board be givin me the creeps, yo.
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!

by Mark H June 17, 2004

Dark Angel

An exceptionally badass 80's thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Their music is just as heavy, if not, HEAVIER, meaner, and more intense than Slayer's music. Dynamic riffage, very fast and brutal drumming from Gene Hoglan(now playing drums for Strapping Young Lad, and pretty damn evil lyrics as well.

You just have to listen to their best album "Darkness Descends" to believe me. It absolutely owns the shit out of Slayer's "Reign in Blood."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 30, 2005