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damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden
by mark April 12, 2004
Get the cretensionmug. 1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
2. A retarded muppet.
by Mark September 6, 2004
Get the Muppet babymug. The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.
This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
by Mark April 21, 2005
Get the Stafford Syndromemug. Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.
by Mark April 9, 2006
Get the PDAmug. The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.
by Mark August 17, 2004
Get the conan o'brienmug. 
