mark's definitions

mulch pile

noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.

Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....

by Mark January 28, 2005

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

avast

A term commonly used by pirates and pirate wannabes. Means cease and desist.

Arr, avast lest ye want yer captain te chop off ye balls!

by Mark November 29, 2004

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 9, 2004

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

Lampin

verb: To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive

"Said she's just lampin, chillin on campus" - Kanye West -

by Mark December 12, 2004

Fredicus

A pimp of awesome proportions who lived in the 14-15th century BC. His pimp hand was quite strong and he will go down in Lebanese history as one of the greatest womanisers of all time.

You are quite the Fredicus bro cuz uleh!

by Mark April 21, 2005