mark's definitions

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

by Mark November 10, 2003

bumcrumble

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

by Mark November 10, 2003

Schwanik

'I like, that's cool'.

Chris: 'Hey, look at this uber cool trick or look I've got this really rare Pokemon Card'
Jesse: 'Schwanik'

by Mark November 10, 2003

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

pole

1736 slang term for midevil cock, mainly used by pesants and looked down upon by the upper class.

"I've never seen a pole shoot it that far sir Charles."

by Mark November 14, 2003

Floppy Poop

My character's name on Halo!

Floppy Poop stop pooping

by Mark November 14, 2003

Punisher

two in the cooter one in the tooter. also see the shocker. the act of inserting index and middle fingers into the vagina and the pinky finger into the anus or bunghole.

He gave her a hella good punisher last night.

by Mark November 14, 2003