marK's definitions

Whitey

Any person in a position of wealth and power regardless of skin color, who acts only in self-interest or in the interest of his close friends and business associates to further their own power and assert control over more and more people.

Colin Powell may call himself a "compassionate conservative" but he's really just whitey in a neat, black package that is not distasteful to middle amerikkka.

by Mark August 4, 2003

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

by Mark December 4, 2004

suxor

Hackerspeak for "sucks", frequently used in online games and forums.

OMG 1 4m t3h 1337 4nd j00 4r3 teh suxor.

by Mark November 20, 2003

eraser face

a person that has been hit in the face by an eraser from a wipeboard

Joe is an eraser face now that Bob hit him in the face with the wipeboard eraser.

by Mark May 29, 2004

gutted rabbit

big open flaps meaty vagina

once she shaved her cunt it looked like a gutted rabbit

by Mark July 31, 2004

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

Pogie

Korean slang for the female genitalia.

I really need to get me pogie

by Mark January 21, 2005