poop

the term used to describe a computer which, after running perfectly fine for a while, decides to crash/bugger up for no apparent reason. This term is often used in conjunction with the windows operating system.

"Windows just went poop!"

by Mark April 30, 2004

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 05, 2004

schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

by Mark April 25, 2004

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 30, 2003

fucktard

First used in the computer gaming scene. Meaning "fucking retarded cheater".

You fucktard, turn off your wall hacks.

by Mark April 19, 2005

pint size

anyone who is very small in stature

Ben Jones is a pint size freak

by Mark March 16, 2004

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.

Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off

by Mark July 28, 2004