kevinio

luvable man!
luving lil chunky uncle monkey!

KEV! has a lil cunky monkey boy!

by Mark February 5, 2003

Kevining

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

Kevinique

Sexiest girl in the world
A wife
I mention she sexy?
She's smart
She's classy
She doesnt take bs from anyone

Damn my girl is a Kevinique.

by marky306 March 30, 2017

Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kevinism

Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.

Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

kevining

The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.

Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?

Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?

by mgonzo46 September 7, 2012

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021