mandingoh's definitions

can of whoop ass

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

lobotomy

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

it's all good

I have nothing to say other than a meaningless platitude.

A phrase popularized by MC Hammer himself and used as the title of many songs since.

Dear stoner advice columnist, should I major in something practical, liberal arts, or film school?

It's all good dude.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

brolly

umbrella
Bumbershoot sounds too affected.

I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

heiny

1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004