mandingoe's definitions

giraffiti

vandalism spray-painted very, very high

coined by Robin D. Grove

Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.

by mandingoe April 18, 2005

cosign

To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.

Without even giving me a heads-up, he told his mom that he had been at my house all night. I cosigned for him because we's close.

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

tricked out

Heavily accesorized.

A ho looking for tricks gets all tricked out in spandex, jewelry, hot-cha-cha lipstick, and a wig.

At her coronation, the Queen was all tricked out in brocade, ermines, and the crown jewels.

by mandingoe August 27, 2004

in there like swimwear

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

man dance

macho posturing

The mercenaries walked around the hall scowling - all part of a ritual man dance.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.

Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004