swap spit

to French kiss; to snog

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

job job

1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job

This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.

by mandingoe June 06, 2004

Panhandle

a long, narrow projection from the rest of the state

States with panhandles: Texas, Florida,
Oklahoma, West Virginia, Virginia, Alaska, Idaho, Maryland, and Nebraska

The Florida panhandle (a.k.a Baja Alabama) is completely different from the rest of the state.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

babushka

1 a triangular kerchief head covering

2 an elderly Russian or eastern European woman. Stereotypically stout.

Once a week I visit three babushkas.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

finance

v. To embezzle

From the Gaelic, to steal your neighbors eggs.

Andy Fastow was Enron's Chief Financial Officer.

by mandingoe April 13, 2004

Hummer house

1. A ginormous house built on the site of a former site of a teardown that towers over its neighboring houses. Like the Hummer FUV, these houses appear to bully surrounding ones.

2. A McMansion characterized by its huge scale and cookie cutter design that embodies the Hummer “I got mine” lifestyle.

The neighbors torched the Hummer house being built by those arrogant SOBs.

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008

shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre

Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!

by mandingoe July 16, 2003