narcissism

1. a common affliction among professional basketball and soccer players. Symptoms include excessive bling bling and meterosexuality

2. egocentrism; absorption in oneself

3. psychological and emotional centering of erotic interest and gratification on one's own body.

From the Greek myth of Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection.
Only you can stop narcissism.

I'm always right and you're the one who's wrong. Why? Because I'm a narcissist.
by mandingoe September 15, 2004
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undies in a bundle

1. in an agitated state, annoyed

2. pissy, uptight
1. Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'm certainly not defending him, I merely wanted to present a hypothetical explanation.

2. It was rejected by an auditor with her undies in a bundle that day.
by mandingoe October 10, 2005
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cosign

To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.
Without even giving me a heads-up, he told his mom that he had been at my house all night. I cosigned for him because we's close.
by mandingoe January 19, 2005
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eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco
I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.
by Mandingoe May 29, 2004
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carry a torch

an old flame or crush that still burns many years later

Similar to 'torch song', a romantic song of heartbreak.
I still carry a torch for her fifteen years later. Even though we were only together for two weeks. Remembering her laughing eyes and all we said...
As all my thoughts of her pass 'fore my face a thousand times
The way they race my heart... I cannot say it all in lines
by mandingoe February 13, 2008
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nutmeg

In football/soccer when you dribble the ball between the defender's legs
by mandingoe June 05, 2004
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cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.
The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.
by mandingoe June 09, 2004
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