141 definition by mandingoe

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1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
by mandingoe August 09, 2004

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a sexual fetish that was previously considered perverse but is now commonplace
Bondage and foot fetishes are standard deviations
by mandingoe September 24, 2004

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God's frozen people
The WASPs at the club drink martinis by the tub.
by Mandingoe May 23, 2004

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Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004

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an antiquated way of saying in there like swimwear meaning a sure thing; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant
"Sally invited me to her place while her folks are out of town! I'm in like Flynn!"

"Dude, with cheezy cliches like that, she may kick you out like last weeks garbage."
by mandingoe June 15, 2004

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Saturday, October 6, 1979.
Back in the day, I could dance all night.
by mandingoe August 23, 2004

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macho posturing
The mercenaries walked around the hall scowling - all part of a ritual man dance.
by mandingoe June 08, 2004

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