mandingoe's definitions

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

cosign

To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.

Without even giving me a heads-up, he told his mom that he had been at my house all night. I cosigned for him because we's close.

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

spendy

Expensive. More than I’m comfortable paying.

Spendy puts a smiley face on the grim reality that I’m broke.

The food there is yummy, but it’s kinda spendy.

by Mandingoe March 16, 2009

Soul

The Godson of James Brown and Princess of Aretha Franklin.

James Brown, the Godfather of Soul.
Aretha Franklin, Queen of Soul.

by Mandingoe July 15, 2003

Provos

members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA). Pro-Irish Republic paramilitaries

The opposing Loyalist paramilitaries are the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) and the Ulster Freedom Fighters (UFF)

Conflicts this long-running are never simple, so there are many splinter groups including the *Real* IRA, a.k.a. Oglaigh na hEireann. To make matters more confusing, Oglaigh na hEireann is also the name of the Irish Republic's legitimate army. Fortunately, most people have no clue how to pronounce Oglaigh na hEireann, so the confusion is self-limiting.

Will the Provos hold the ceasefire or retaliate? Stay tuned ...

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

in there like swimwear

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

teardown

A house purchased to be demolished where the land is used to build a larger, more expensive house. Teardowns are purchased because the land they sit on is worth more without the house.

My parents house in the old neighborhood is worth $600,000 but it would definitely be a teardown.

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008