Guantanamo Bay

1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH

Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.

by mandingoe August 09, 2004

dotcom

some thing that falls fast

The number of teams with a chance of making it to the playoffs is dropping like a dotcom stock.

Variant: dropping like stock in Enron

by mandingoe June 16, 2004

all good

excessively mellow. A trite cliche.

Don't worry that you clueless and penniless, it's all good mon. Either you should worry less or I should smoke less bud.

by mandingoe July 16, 2003

East Jebip

1. remote, faraway
2. an undistinguished small town

1. If Roy didn't live in East Jebip, we'd all be home by now.

2. He lives way out by East Jebip.

by mandingoe July 29, 2003

transcriptrix

a kinky sounding name for a some one writing the meeting minutes

The association was getting a little stodgy, so this year instead of electing a secretary, we changed the name to transcriptrix

by mandingoe June 08, 2004

ginny

Mispelling of guinea, derogatory slang for Italian

"Go 'head, now I'll kill you. You guinea brat you."
- Carlo in The Godfather

by mandingoe April 28, 2004

pea doc

also spelled pdoc
Psychiatrist (LA speak)

My pea doc thinks I have ADD.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004