green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

by Mandingoe April 08, 2006

beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 06, 2004

on a stick

1. special ingredient that makes food at the state fair taste so delicious e.g. peach on a stick, za on a stick, bagel on a stick, creme brulee on a stick, etc.

2. a painful way to die (see death on a stick)

Deep-fried twinkie on a stick is so 2002. What will be the new taste sensation at the fair this year?

by mandingoe June 02, 2004

all over it

to dispatch with alacricity; to take care of with gusto

I'm all over it (finsihing that project)
As soon as they found the leftover cake, they were all over it

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

by mandingoe June 01, 2004

Soul

The Godson of James Brown and Princess of Aretha Franklin.

James Brown, the Godfather of Soul.
Aretha Franklin, Queen of Soul.

by Mandingoe July 15, 2003

in like flynn

an antiquated way of saying in there like swimwear meaning a sure thing; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

"Sally invited me to her place while her folks are out of town! I'm in like Flynn!"

"Dude, with cheezy cliches like that, she may kick you out like last weeks garbage."

by mandingoe June 15, 2004