job job

1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job

This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.

by mandingoe June 06, 2004

Panhandle

a long, narrow projection from the rest of the state

States with panhandles: Texas, Florida,
Oklahoma, West Virginia, Virginia, Alaska, Idaho, Maryland, and Nebraska

The Florida panhandle (a.k.a Baja Alabama) is completely different from the rest of the state.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

score

(n) or (v) a thrift store purchase of superlative value or rarity on the cheap

Those brand new boots were only $8? What a score!

I scored three George Jones LPs from the late-1960's today.

by mandingoe May 19, 2004

American Dream

see doublewide

The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

IITYIHTKY

if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential.

What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Mandingoe October 09, 2004

bounce

to have an email message returned because the intended recipient's mailbox is full, his server is down, or other glitch.

I've been trying to add you to the mailing list using the address you gave me, but the emails keep bouncing.

by Mandingoe July 14, 2004

get a room

Derisive or humorous comment said to couples engaged in heavy-duty PDA (e.g. swapping spit in the middle of a party) that means your wanton lust is making me uncomfortable (or jealous). The implication is you should get a motel room because you're practically doing it here.

Get a room you two love birds! We're trying to watch the game here.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004