hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 04, 2005
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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
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D.W. Griffith

The first Klansman to effectively fool common american citizens into hating black men though the use of a propaganda film entitled "Birth of a Nation".
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Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.
Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
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Newsporn

High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.
Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.
by major_delmac June 02, 2011
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love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!
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rare form

To be in "the zone". To perform with supreme flair and confidence.
"The kid is in rare form tonight."

-Billy in "Purple Rain"
by major_delmac March 31, 2005
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