52 definitions by major_delmac
Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.
Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.
by major_delmac May 5, 2011
A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005