52 definitions by major_delmac

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.
Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.
by major_delmac May 5, 2011
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A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".
I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.
That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.
Since when did Betsy get the phobia?
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
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A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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