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macaroni and cheese

Asian girls who love black men, sometimes to the point of irrationality. "Macaroni" from the well worn theory that all blacks are macks and "Cheese" from the softness of asian female skin.
Gong Li is straight up macaroni and cheese. She listens to alot of Ruben Studdard.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
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hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 4, 2005
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Hilary Duff

A marketing tool for anti-miscegenation. Unlike Britney Spears who represents pro-miscegenation.
Girl#1: Hillary Duff's mom is a retired coal burner.

Hillary Duff fan: You lie, whore!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Slick Willie Bigot

One who tries get get away with racism on the sly/without getting ostracized by the moneymaking world.
I just came up with 10 euphamisms for nigger that I can yell out at a Rucker Park All Star Basketball Game. I am such a Slick Willie Bigot!
by major_delmac May 13, 2005
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racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.
Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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southern belle

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
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