Definitions by major_delmac

Pope-A-Dope 

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".

I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.

Pope-A-Dope by major_delmac March 1, 2005

United Nations Whore 

A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.

White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.

United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?

White man: Okay.

United Nations Whore by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Hilary Duff 

A marketing tool for anti-miscegenation. Unlike Britney Spears who represents pro-miscegenation.

Girl#1: Hillary Duff's mom is a retired coal burner.

Hillary Duff fan: You lie, whore!

Hilary Duff by major_delmac March 1, 2005

love and touch 

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.

Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!

love and touch by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.

Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.

Ruben Studdard Fan by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Measurement Blonde 

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

Measurement Blonde by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Cunt Nazi 

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.

Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.

Cunt Nazi by major_delmac February 28, 2005