mad dog's definitions

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

arab's sandal

very dry. Normally concerning intercourse

I tried to get her going but she was as dry as an arab's sandal all night.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

double adapter

...a double adapter is one appliance that can have two plugged in....

a woman who takes one guy in each hole (double penetration) as the yanks so quaintly put it....

by mad dog January 16, 2005

oxy

Prescription drug which has a time release coating which is often scraped off and taken crushed down etc to gain full affect of drug. Sells on the street but cannot get firm price

Used by some instead of heroin,why?

Sounds less nasty maybe...

Hey Bro, you chasin...Nah man I'm not Jason, but Im looking for some oxy dude...

by mad dog March 5, 2005

Keera

Keeras are a natural beauty, though they think they are the exact opposite. They're kind, gentle, but isn't afraid of going ninja on your ass. Keera is loud and outgoing, cusses frequently. She is not afraid to tell you off, flip you off, or just flip you. A Keera will love passionately but won't love easy, normally lies to herself about crushes, saying she has none. Very smart, loves to read, loves nature. Hates being alone or quiet, never stops talking. Even though she talks a lot, Keeras are great listeners. They love to help you through hard times and will do anything to help even people she hates. Is quick to hate and doesn't forgive easy. Normally are friends with many people but isn't considered popular. Amazing smile, great ass, dazzling eyes, voice of an angel.

"I wish I looked like Keera."

"Keera is looking fine today!"
"Bro, she always looks fine!"

by Mad Dog March 10, 2015

frock syndrome

the act of twisting one into a female partner while wearing the dress of a deceased loved one

The only logical explanation that I can percieve is that I porked my loved one in ny Gran's dress, and it was the canine's testicles - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 26, 2004