maX's definitions

to the max

Something done in the style of Max Hardcore.

He boned that girl to the Max.

by max December 25, 2004

hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

by max July 16, 2003

spit

when a chick hates the taste of the man juice.

oppisite of swallow

mary anne spits

she looks like she would swallow

by max March 28, 2005

Carrera GT

Rivals : Enzo Ferrari, MC Merc SLR, Lamboghini Murcielago and Maserati's MC12. Costs £325,000 but has nothing different in sould and meaning to it's little bro's. Avalible in red, silver, black or silver, any millionaires dream.

Nothing Compares to this amazing Porsche

by Max October 31, 2004

tricked out

anything that has been modified or altered to make it appear cooler or perform better.

my friend tricked out his new apartment with a sweet surround sound system.

by max March 9, 2004

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 4, 2003

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004