maX's definitions

pleasure pole

Another name for a Penis

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"

by max May 2, 2005

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004

fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

by Max May 27, 2004

Armpit

The hollow beneath the arm. The underarm.

Everytime Megan raised her hand in class in her sleeveless dress, the kid behind her tickled her armpit.

by Max March 16, 2004

Akbar

Akbar is a powerful and majestic individual. He enchanting and picturesque characteristics will charm you. Akbar's intellegent notions have not only brought peace to huamanity, but have facilitated many oppotunities for others around the world. Not? Hes a slut you can't get his hands off gurls. Slap him a few times and hell bark.

Akbar is a snackbar, because he will eat until the cows come home.

by max March 12, 2005

gfy

Gud For You, also known as Good For You.

Marry:I heard he Quit!!
John: Is it?? Gud For you!!

by max September 15, 2004

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 25, 2005