Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
by Mike May 05, 2005
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BRACCIOLE

Italian in origin, used to describe lazy italains that sleep until 4pm and do not shower.
Evan Esposito is a goddamn BRACCIOLE, its his turn to wax my grendle today.
by Mike November 22, 2004
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Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos
Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.
by mike March 03, 2005
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one up the bum, no harm done

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
by Mike February 11, 2006
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elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.
In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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stinkbag

A womans vagina that smells so rotten it would knock a gorilla out
Man, have you smelled the stinkbag on Jake's mom? I had to go to the emergency room after taking a wiff of that thing!
by Mike March 10, 2005
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