p13n

Personalization. The process of making software adaptable to the requirements of different points of view and interests.

(There are 13 characters between the first "p" and the last "n".)

With Microsoft Sharepoint 2003's great p13n features, serving targeted content to a wide audience is child's play.

by me January 27, 2005

Dying whale

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

by Me December 25, 2003

testicle

a quest

Robin is still looking for his testicle

by me October 14, 2003

grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.

Stop being such a grumpapotamus.

by Me January 03, 2005

idgit

The incorrect way of spelling ijit, as popularized on this website by kayla and kasey.

Kayla and Kasey: you're an idgit!
Me:Don't you mean ijit.
Kayla and Kasey: Aaaaargh!

by Me March 17, 2005

cauld

(scottish slang) Cold

Aye, it's awfy cauld up here in Scoatland.

by Me December 31, 2004

stupid

1. Slow of mind

2. Unintelligent

3. Homer Simpson

If you looked up stupid in the dictionary there would be a picture of me.

by me December 14, 2004