religion

Man made comfort mechanism intended to make human kind fearful of a nonexistent dieties.

Divides humans into categories and subcategories (catholicism, protestant, shiite, sunni)

because of religion let's all worship god and forget all our troubles!

by mAGIK bUS February 17, 2005

final four

The last four teams remaining in the NCAA college basketball tournament.

Others: Elite Eight, Sweet Sixteen.

Only the best college baskeball teams get into the final four

by mAGIK bUS April 02, 2005

headliner

An event that is momentous in your life

Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..

by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 06, 2005

ethanol

Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.

socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"

by mAgik bUS September 16, 2006

dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy

person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes

by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005