Years ago famed poet Carl Sandberg wrote of Chicago, "Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders..." Unfortunately the Chicago of today is more the city of small shoulders with it's severely outdated mayor and politics, endless road construction, constant beach closings, it's perpetually losing sports teams, insane parking fees, a losing city mantra - 'The second city', pseudo intellectuals, and a constant stream of boring suburbanites driving boring SUVs.
Dave: Hey lets vist a city.
Ben: How about Chicago?
Dave: What does Chicago have?
Ben: Ummm.....hmmm, good point.
Dave: How about Seattle, Boston, San Diego, or Tampa.
Ben: Sounds great.
Ben: How about Chicago?
Dave: What does Chicago have?
Ben: Ummm.....hmmm, good point.
Dave: How about Seattle, Boston, San Diego, or Tampa.
Ben: Sounds great.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005
Get the Chicago mug.A highly overated piece of paper recieved by a student who completes four years or more of college with at least a C average in a specified field of study. Anybody with a pulse and a valid social security number can get one.
Mike: Hey I graduated, give me my College Duh-gree!
Dean: Here you go sucker, I mean future donating alumni.
Mike: Thanks, I feel superior already.
Dean: A Superior idiot maybe...I mean,uh,superior individual.
Dean: Here you go sucker, I mean future donating alumni.
Mike: Thanks, I feel superior already.
Dean: A Superior idiot maybe...I mean,uh,superior individual.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005
Get the College Duh-gree mug.Spoiled American Princess-Typical american girl who thinks she should be worshipped and adored like a queen. Demands attention wherever she goes and pitches huge bitch-fits if she doesn't get her way right away. Can't accept competition of any sort or that other girls may have something that she doesn't. A product of poor baby boomer parenting.
Janice: Uh oh, here comes Kerry.
Mark: What's wrong with her.
Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.
Mark: What's wrong with her.
Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.
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Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005
Get the Useless mug.The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.
Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005
Get the Deflation mug.Someone to be pitied. A lost soul perpetually waiting for the arrival of a once in a millenium alignment of good management, coaching, and injury/error free players. A person duped by a wonderful ballpark and team owners into accepting consecutive seasons of failure. A drain on Chicagos economy because they waste so much time, energy, and money going to day games.
Boss: Where's Mark?
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 20, 2005
Get the Cubs Fan mug.Awsome idea that is slowly being overwhelmed by morons who insist on making up complete bullshit words about sex, their boy/girl friend, and every low IQ insight that pops into their minds. Hopefully the book version will weed out all the bullshit.
Dan: Hey I just took a big fucking dump!!
John: Really. Hmmmm. Hey that could be a word!
Dan: Huh?
John: How about.....you just took a Bif-dump!
Dan: Dude, submit it to a slang dictionary like www.Urbandictionary.com
John: Yeah. Ok. I'll do it.
John: Really. Hmmmm. Hey that could be a word!
Dan: Huh?
John: How about.....you just took a Bif-dump!
Dan: Dude, submit it to a slang dictionary like www.Urbandictionary.com
John: Yeah. Ok. I'll do it.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005
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