luke's definitions

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

bling bling

n bling blinging 1: extravagant possessions esp jewelry adj 2: lavish and exorbitant lifestyle

<Look at the ~ he's got on his finger>
<As the limousine arrives, the awaiting passengers think to themselves—We'll be ~ today.>

by Luke December 19, 2003

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004

Heds

Hostile youths, gang members.

"Let's go down grove bruv."
"Nah, there's bare heds, well get jacked."

by Luke November 12, 2004

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.

Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1

by luke February 16, 2005

cunjeondell

cunjeondell: To smell faintly of a baby having it's diper/nappy changed.

NB: can not actually be applied to a baby having it's diper changed. It is used to express a smell resembling that of a baby having it's diper changed, but actually isn't so.

you walk into a urinal, and you smell something that reminds you of a baby having it's diper changed. But there are no incontonent infants close by because you're in a night club.

by Luke July 28, 2004