the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
by Luke December 01, 2004
Get the commonersmug. by Luke November 10, 2003
Get the bloourbmug. Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.
See also: no fucking way
See also: no fucking way
by Luke December 26, 2004
Get the holy freakin muffinsmug. 
Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1
by luke February 16, 2005
Get the rise n shinemug. A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.
by Luke April 22, 2006
Get the wumpusmug. 