luke's definitions

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003

loffler

a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.

look at him he is one bad loffler

by luke February 14, 2004

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003

chappo

best footy player ever he should play for school next year

dummies hits the gap and scores

by luke November 19, 2003

midas

really good, golden

That girls midas son

by luke December 23, 2002

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 26, 2004