The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

Lspocke

L-spock-e

Lspocke- n. 1. a level of social status, between God and Einstein. 2. a distant recluse, envied by the public

a. in the state of being Lspocke

n. 1. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke") 2. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke")

a. (i.e. "I can't get enough of this guy, he's always so Lspocke")

by Luke January 10, 2005

strokin it

being inthe zone

Man, luke is strokin it!

by luke March 12, 2003

Technogeek

a well known stunter with a large penis and very good at being a pimp

will you look at the size of that technogeek

by luke January 01, 2005

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 22, 2006

fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.

no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama

by luke January 18, 2004

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by Luke October 10, 2003