festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.
Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.
by Luke January 08, 2005
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llady

A type of stereotype male figure. Usually seen by others as a show-off or cool-guy-wannabe. Wears Hair from front to back and wears leather or jeans jackets.
Likes to verbaly or physically bully on people.
Oh, he's such a Llady (as in a bully)
by Luke November 08, 2004
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offie

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back
by luke October 14, 2003
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ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die
by luke December 09, 2003
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emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.
nik bell from grindon hall
by luke April 08, 2005
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futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.
Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette
by Luke April 24, 2005
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spliff

a cigarette comprising of a mixture of tobacco from a pouch or straight and the ganja of your choice. This is then rolled preferably in a king sized lightweight slim Rizla with roach.
sensi is weed, and weed is ganja man.
ganja my weed, and weed is marajuana.
by luke February 01, 2004
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