Definitions by luke

urban dic-junky 

one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!

1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?

urban dic-junky by Luke April 17, 2005

earthass 

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

earthass by Luke April 17, 2005

revis 

(correction to a previous entry!)
Reivs is a pretty cool guy, a tad slow but still a good friend. He ISNT a braindead chimp, blah, blah, blah, he's cool, soz man.

So cool, it could be Revis

revis by Luke April 15, 2005

abstinized 

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

abstinized by Luke April 13, 2005

skippy 

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.

1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"

skippy by luke April 9, 2005

emothon 

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

emothon by luke April 8, 2005

lagmaster 

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

lagmaster by luke April 8, 2005