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hinie

"I want to touch the hinie!"
by luke October 18, 2001
mugGet the hiniemug.

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back
The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!
by Luke May 27, 2006
mugGet the turtle-istmug.

The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.
Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.
by Luke February 18, 2005
mugGet the The Ray Charlesmug.

lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.
"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!
by Luke July 12, 2003
mugGet the lampedmug.

haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.
Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?
by Luke August 2, 2004
mugGet the haha clawsmug.

haaadukan!

extreme outcry when inducing ultra violence...derives from the ancient master game known as "street fighterus turbo-us"....many faux Gods were once worshipped on platforms of worship known as mega drives and /or snes consoles.........
"here we go old chum, prepare to meet a grizzly death.....***HAAAADUKAN!!!!!!***

F I G H T!
by Luke May 13, 2005
mugGet the haaadukan!mug.

earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.
"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"
by Luke April 17, 2005
mugGet the earthassmug.

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