lotuspanda's definitions

fat coke

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

answear

an answer given in the form of profanity, but not always out of anger

Tom: Hey Jim how was your weekend?
Jim: Fuck you! <answear>

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

garritied

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

delete yourself

said to make someone go away; to leave. Often used when angry at a specific person

I'm so sick of your bullshit Simon! Why don't you just delete yourself!!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Slag Shorts

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

by lotuspanda August 8, 2008

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

be a member

to use the restroom/bathroom

Aww man! I have to be a member so bad!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008