Definitions by lotuspanda

abs 

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

abs by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bio-domed 

when you feel as though your mental state has gone diminished from listening to or watching something stupid; to be completely stupid like the movie Bio-Dome

I watched The Hills and that shit made me feel so bio-domed.

bio-domed by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

blurday 

denotes a non-specific day of the week. Used when time and events get going too fast to keep them straight in your mind, such as when under enormous pressure at work or at home

God what day is it? It's like blurday right now...

blurday by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bobble 

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes

Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy

Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.

bobble by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

booky 

extremely nerdy and annoying

Callie is SO booky it is just sad

booky by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brain hampster 

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

brain hampster by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brillo 

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

brillo by lotuspanda March 15, 2008