lotuspanda's definitions

barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force

A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

calipso

a frontal wedgie; camel toe

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

crod

someone who is extremely evil, overly ditzy, and thinks they are liked.

Our substitute teacher in History is such a crod!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

are your boots laced

inquiry as to whether or not someone else understands what the hell you’re talking about

are your boots laced?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

costume drama

the frantic behavior of a person who cannot decide what to wear for a party, date, or other event which usually involves the dispensation of the whole wardrobe across the room in total dismay.

Sorry I'm late! I had a costume drama situation

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

booky

extremely nerdy and annoying

Callie is SO booky it is just sad

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008