area 51ers

people who will see a conspiracy in everything; skully

Those tools down at the Bunny Hutch are all area 51ers

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

costume drama

the frantic behavior of a person who cannot decide what to wear for a party, date, or other event which usually involves the dispensation of the whole wardrobe across the room in total dismay.

Sorry I'm late! I had a costume drama situation

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brillo

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Grandma Moment

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

hand printing

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

freak-tard

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008