Definitions by lotuspanda

abs 

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

abs by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

amtraked 

to lose one's 'train' of thought, derail

1: ... I was walking down the hall and then...
period of silence
2: and then what happened?
1: I don't remember, I totally just amtraked!

amtraked by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

agent 21

the member of your group of friends who just turned 21. Usually forced to go buy alcohol when the group runs out. Usually done for revenge for all the times you bought beer for them when they were under 21.

Hey, agent 21 we ran out of beer! Go!

agent 21 by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

answear 

an answer given in the form of profanity, but not always out of anger

Tom: Hey Jim how was your weekend?
Jim: Fuck you! <answear>

answear by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

aragorn 

the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to Lord of the Rings pertaining to Viggo Mortensen who played Aragorn in the movies

Oh snap did you see that Aragorn?! Shoot!

aragorn by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

are your boots laced 

inquiry as to whether or not someone else understands what the hell you’re talking about

are your boots laced?

are your boots laced by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

area 51ers 

people who will see a conspiracy in everything; skully

Those tools down at the Bunny Hutch are all area 51ers

area 51ers by lotuspanda March 15, 2008