fat coke

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

garritied

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

delete yourself

said to make someone go away; to leave. Often used when angry at a specific person

I'm so sick of your bullshit Simon! Why don't you just delete yourself!!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cheeseflower

someone or something that is overly cheesy

Marko totally came to my house with a box of chocolates... what a cheeseflower!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

angry sandals

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.

Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008