lotuspanda's definitions

barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force

A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bio-domed

when you feel as though your mental state has gone diminished from listening to or watching something stupid; to be completely stupid like the movie Bio-Dome

I watched The Hills and that shit made me feel so bio-domed.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

aragorn

the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to Lord of the Rings pertaining to Viggo Mortensen who played Aragorn in the movies

Oh snap did you see that Aragorn?! Shoot!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brillo

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

earthy churchy

1. a person or thing with hippie or tree-hugging tendencies; someone stuck in the 60s and/or 70s, usually a stoner or former stoner

2. a person who is totally into the 'green earth' movement that recycles, buys organic foods, and picks up others' trash

Did you see all the peeps at the music festival? They were all earthy churchy and shit.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008