cheeseflower

someone or something that is overly cheesy

Marko totally came to my house with a box of chocolates... what a cheeseflower!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

answear

an answer given in the form of profanity, but not always out of anger

Tom: Hey Jim how was your weekend?
Jim: Fuck you! <answear>

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008