loldongs34's definitions

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Pornstitute

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

by loldongs34 January 4, 2009

Inigguration

The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.

Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.

by loldongs34 January 26, 2009

Cock Sockin'

Masturbation with a sock.

Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

by loldongs34 August 14, 2009

Z2K9

New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.

Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.

by loldongs34 December 31, 2008

Reverse Penetration

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

by loldongs34 December 23, 2008