mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.
Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".
by lkreyna2 March 06, 2008
Get the Ghetto acne cream mug.(SEX POSITION) When a guy is having anal sex with a woman (or man) and they both walk. While they are walking, the man in back, who is usual high/drunk/etc. takes a knife and randomly stabs into the air while yelling random phrases and profanities.
Last night, we had this awesome raging scorpion race. After I accidentally stabbed your mom, we rushed her to the hospital still in position.
by lkreyna2 February 11, 2008
Get the raging scorpion mug.Guy 1- Hey man! how was your weekend?
Guy 2- Pretty great, i finally got laid.
Guy 1- Really? Convagilations! i wish i did something exciting, all i was able to do was fuck your mom, and that's not worth convagilating about.
Guy 2- Pretty great, i finally got laid.
Guy 1- Really? Convagilations! i wish i did something exciting, all i was able to do was fuck your mom, and that's not worth convagilating about.
by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008
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by Lkreyna2 December 18, 2012
Get the Liability Insurance mug.The punchline to an absolutely hilarious prank. Whenever someone asks a question where the answer would be a person. You answer "D.N. Saggen". Confused, they'll ask "who?". Then, you say Dese Nuts Saggen in your mouth!
Guy 1- Hey, who do we have to do a biography on by tuesday?
Guy 2- I forget, i think it's D.N. Saggen.
Guy 1- Who??
Guy 2- DESE NUTS SAGGEN IN YOUR MOUTH!
Guy 2- I forget, i think it's D.N. Saggen.
Guy 1- Who??
Guy 2- DESE NUTS SAGGEN IN YOUR MOUTH!
by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008
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when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
Guy- "damnit, i'm so hungry, but i can't get anything to heat up this burrito!
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
by Lkreyna2 April 02, 2008
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The Overlord does not need a weapon, nor does he need a reason. He is free to come and go as he pleases and answers to no one. The Overlord will destroy the great pussies of the world. All tremble before it's magnificence. Behold my Overlord!
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