motherlover

motherlover a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when profanity is not acceptable or unwanted

dude wheres my candy money owe me motherlover

man i dont owe you any candy money if i did i would not give it to you motherlover
dude youre such a wiseass you motherlover

by littlejimmie April 01, 2019

flyinggoddamn

flyinggoddamn a combination of flying fuck and goddamn offensive and less vulgar than flying fuck used when harsher profanity is inappropriate or want do

dude your ex girlfriend says youre a loser thats why she dumped your ass

man i dont give a flyinggodamn what my ex girlfriend its all lies

dude your ex girlfriend is a real sweet hart no one really gives a flyinggoddamn what she says

man you got that right

dude wow

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

turdbrain

turdbrain one who is a shit for brains is extremely stupid with little or no common sense

this man walked into a convenient store with toy gun attempting to rob the store and almost got shot by the police but he was lucky to walk away with his life what a stupid no good turdbrain

by littlejimmie May 01, 2019

flipwipe

flipwipe is someone who is a fuck and an asswipe a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a vulgar name without using a curse word

bobby you stole my fleets you asswipe

fred i did not steal your fleets you flipwipe

by littlejimmie March 04, 2019

fuse box

fuse box or fuse panel is similar to a breaker panel or circuit breaker panel except using one time use replaceable fuses where once the only form of circuit protection and electrical distribution in residential commercial and industrial buildings before circuit breaker panels came along in the mid 1950s fuses boxes are found in older buildings and automobiles

i blew 5 fuses and i had to make 5 trips to the fuse box in the cellar to replace the fuse what hassle replacing blown fuses can be

by littlejimmie May 05, 2019

dumbflip

dumbflip a non vulgar way of calling someone a dumbfuck when profanity is not appropriate or unwanted

that dumbflip is too stupid to know his ass from a hole in the ground

by littlejimmie February 27, 2019

tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate

my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole

by littlejimmie June 12, 2019