flyingmotherflipper

flyingmotherflipper a combination of flying fuck motherfucker and flippant a non vulgar non offensive way to say flying fuck call someone or something a motherfucker a flippant in one word without using vulgar language

dude you took my money last night

man i did not take your money you flyingmotherflipper

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are at an all time low flyingmotherflipper
my neighbors dog that flyingmotherflipper ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

fliphead

fliphead one who is a fuck and a shithead a less offensive and non vulgar alternative to calling someone a fuckhead

when profanity is unquestionable or unwanted

dude wheres my goddamn air force ones fliphead

man dont know where your goddamn air force ones are i have not seen them fliphead

dude you where the lat one to see my goddamn air force ones hand them over to me fliphead

man you better back off or youre gonna see what stomping in my air force ones looks like fliphead

dude are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

dude you are really uptight

what do you expect to get from me fliphead

ok dude i get you

by littlejimmie March 29, 2019

particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer

by littlejimmie February 28, 2019

godshit

godshit a less vulgar less offensive alternative to goddamn when goddamn is inappropriate or you have to watch your language

godshit my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me for being late godshit

by littlejimmie April 28, 2019

doe doe bird

doe doe bird one who is extremely stupid and dont know his or her ass from a hole in the ground

dude you got me in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

no man you got your own self in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

dude you are too stupid and selfish to stand up and do the right thing you doe doe bird

dude you really think of me that way

yes man i think of you as a doe doe bird who is too stupid to stand up and do the right thing

the way you feel about me i get it dude

by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

shitgoddamnit

shitgoddamnit a combination of shit and goddamn it when shit and goddamn it alone is not enough and more vulgar language is wanted or is acceptable

shitgoddamnit my dog ate my laundry last night

my boss cussed me out this morning for being late shitgoddamnit

by littlejimmie March 18, 2019

motherloving

motherloving is the same meaning as motherfucking a non vulgar and non offensive alternative used in anger frustration and surprise when motherfucking is not appropriate or unwanted

my kitchen sink drain backed up and had to be snaked what a motherloving mess that made

by littlejimmie April 02, 2019