136 definitions by littlejimmie

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains
my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made
by littlejimmie March 24, 2019
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plywood is an engineered wood product made from thin laminations of wood and resin to form a solid sheet of wood that is much stronger than conventional board lumber
dude did you see that plywood boat

man that thing was awesome plywood really holds up
dude a plywood boat is really awesome and holds up well woo
by littlejimmie March 1, 2019
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fatbutt one who is a fatass or has a big ass a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a fatass when calling someone a fatass is inappropriate or unwanted
fatbutt fell and could not get up and he had to have paramedics help him up it was a pitiful site
by littlejimmie May 9, 2019
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a dipturd is a despised person who is wrong most of the time or is a complete idiot who lacks respect for other people
bob i heard your girlfriend say she dont want you anymore

bob jeff you know nothing about my girlfriend you dipturd youre always wrong most of the time and youre a complete idiot with no respect for other people who likes to talk out his ass

jeff wow bob you really think of me as a dipturd

bob jeff now you know what a dipturd and ediot you are
by littlejimmie January 27, 2019
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buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe
man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
by littlejimmie March 17, 2019
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shitgoddamn a combination of shit and goddamn when shit and goddamn alone want do and being a little more vulgar is acceptable
shitgoddamn my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me this morning shitgoddamn
by littlejimmie March 18, 2019
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spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off
teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you
by littlejimmie June 4, 2019
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