Definitions by littlejimmie

ugly cookies 

ugly cookies a variation of gorilla cookies one who is extremely ugly so ugly you could put their face in some dough and make cookies of their ugly face

damn youre so ugly you should put your face in some dough and make some ugly cookies

ugly cookies by littlejimmie May 4, 2019

poop for brains 

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense

this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains

poop for brains by littlejimmie May 2, 2019

turdbrain 

turdbrain one who is a shit for brains is extremely stupid with little or no common sense

this man walked into a convenient store with toy gun attempting to rob the store and almost got shot by the police but he was lucky to walk away with his life what a stupid no good turdbrain

turdbrain by littlejimmie May 1, 2019

sam dick 

sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry

what the sam dick just happened that was awesome

sam dick by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

refrigerant

refrigerant also known as cooling gas makes refrigeration air conditioning and heat pumps possible and modern life more comfortable

my air conditioner ran out of refrigerant and the house was uncomfortable i got refrigerant put in my air conditioner and have a comfortable house again

refrigerant by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

suckface 

suckface a non vulgar less offensive way of calling someone a fuckface when fuckface is not appropriate and profanity is not wanted

this guy parked his car on the railroad tracks knowing full well what would happen a train came through and totaled his car what a stupid suckface

suckface by littlejimmie April 29, 2019

doe doe bird

doe doe bird one who is extremely stupid and dont know his or her ass from a hole in the ground

dude you got me in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

no man you got your own self in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

dude you are too stupid and selfish to stand up and do the right thing you doe doe bird

dude you really think of me that way

yes man i think of you as a doe doe bird who is too stupid to stand up and do the right thing

the way you feel about me i get it dude

doe doe bird by littlejimmie April 29, 2019