turdtamper

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

fuckermouth

fuckermouth one who is a fucker and runs their mouth constantly a vulgar and offensive alternative to calling someone a motor mouth

dude wheres my 50 dollars you owe me

man if i had 50 dollars i would not give it to you

dude shut up fuckermouth i did not ask for your wiseass comment any way

wow man youre really uptight

dude what did you expect from me fuckermouth

ok man i get you

by littlejimmie September 13, 2019

Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness

I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk

by littlejimmie October 26, 2015

ugly cookies

ugly cookies a variation of gorilla cookies one who is extremely ugly so ugly you could put their face in some dough and make cookies of their ugly face

damn youre so ugly you should put your face in some dough and make some ugly cookies

by littlejimmie May 04, 2019

goddamnmotherfucker

goddamnmotherfucker a combination of goddamn and motherfucker one who is not just a motherfucker a goddamnmotherfucker more vulgar and more offensive than motherfucker when calling someone a motherfucker just want do and manners are not important

dude where my goddamn fleets you promised you goddamnmotherfucker
man i did not promise to get you goddamn fleets you goddamnmotherfucker

dude you should deliver what you promised you goddamnmotherfucker

man you better stop badgering me about getting you goddamn fleets you goddamnmotherfucker

dude you are really uptight

what do you exspect to get from me you goddamnmotherfucker
ok you won dude i get you

by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

turdhead

turdhead one who is a shithead a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a shithead when vulgar language is not appropriate and you want to mind your manners

my neighbor turned his dog loose in my yard to take a shit and he refused to clean it up what a flipping turdhead

my neighbors dog turdhead ate my moms flowers last night

by littlejimmie April 16, 2019

flyingflip

flyingflip a less offensive non vulgar alternative to flying fuck when cursing is not appropriate and you want to use your best manors

dude you tried to steal my girlfriend
man shes my girlfriend now and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings

dude you jerkhole i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either

by littlejimmie March 09, 2019