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abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
by littlejimmie July 17, 2019
Get the abraham lincoln was a good old man mug.humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
Get the humpty dumpty fell off the wall mug.blue oval breath is someone who worships ford motor company cares only about ford vehicles and talks about nothing except ford vehicles
my buddy is blue oval breath he worships ford motor company cares only about ford vehicles and want talk about anything except ford vehicles
by littlejimmie July 20, 2019
Get the blue oval breath mug.my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do their business and refused to clean it up i was hopping mad
i was hopping mad when a neighborhood dog came in my yard and killed a mother raccoon and her babies
i was hopping mad when a neighborhood dog came in my yard and killed a mother raccoon and her babies
by littlejimmie July 27, 2019
Get the hopping mad mug.sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them
our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions
by littlejimmie November 17, 2019
Get the sockpuppet mug.major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole
George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times
by littlejimmie November 17, 2019
Get the major league asshole mug.tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby
dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole
man are you threatening me
yes man you better back off
ok man I get you
dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole
man are you threatening me
yes man you better back off
ok man I get you
by littlejimmie November 22, 2019
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