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Definitions by littlejimmie

as helpful as tits on a bull 

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

polypropylene 

polypropylene a rigid to semi rigid thermoplastic used in everything from kids toys to electrical and electronic products commercial industrial and consumer products
i wanted clay flower pots but ended up with polypropylene flower pots what bummer
polypropylene by littlejimmie October 8, 2019

fuckermouth 

fuckermouth one who is a fucker and runs their mouth constantly a vulgar and offensive alternative to calling someone a motor mouth
dude wheres my 50 dollars you owe me

man if i had 50 dollars i would not give it to you

dude shut up fuckermouth i did not ask for your wiseass comment any way

wow man youre really uptight

dude what did you expect from me fuckermouth

ok man i get you
fuckermouth by littlejimmie September 13, 2019

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma 

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

hopping mad 

hopping mad meaning very angry or highly pissed off
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do their business and refused to clean it up i was hopping mad

i was hopping mad when a neighborhood dog came in my yard and killed a mother raccoon and her babies
hopping mad by littlejimmie July 27, 2019

blue oval breath 

blue oval breath is someone who worships ford motor company cares only about ford vehicles and talks about nothing except ford vehicles
my buddy is blue oval breath he worships ford motor company cares only about ford vehicles and want talk about anything except ford vehicles

humpty dumpty fell off the wall 

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again